So that’s why it’s called ‘Bikini Bottom’…

SpongeBob SquarePants, the quirky sea sponge who’s long been suspected of being homosexual, came out of the closet yesterday, calling fellow cartoon character Homer Simson “one hot dude.”

During a press conference in a pineapple under the sea, a tearful SpongeBob described the everyday “anguish” of working – and thriving – with the cartoon industry a traditional redoubt of proud heterosexuals.

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And because I find this kind of insensitivity embarassingly funny, here’s some more.

Sorry! I can’t help what I laugh at

In other news…

There’s been an email going around saying that Willian Hung killed himself in a massive heroin overdose. While funny and sad if true, it’s not, so stop with the emails already :)

Speaking of spam… to the guys comment- and trackback- spamming me, come on. How am I ever going to find a site about online poker even remotely interesting? :P

And oh, the horror

This just makes me sad. But if it’s true, then how can this happen?

I think this is overly optimistic :)

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2 Comments

2:06 pm Thursday, 17th 2005f March, 2005

william hung’s death is an urband legend. the fake news was spread by a spoof e-zine. william is alive and well… he even stars in a tv ad for ask jeeves! :)

5:19 pm Thursday, 17th 2005f March, 2005
me

lol, ask jeeves? :p i know it’s a prank.. i even posted the link to a site that explains the whole thing :p

You got here too late!

This horse is dead. The ship has sailed. The point is moot. We aren't talking about this any more.